NEW YORK (WFAN) — “Hide the women and children, here come the New York Metropolitans!

That’s how a jubilant Steve Somers opened up his Monday night schmooze, by happily recapping the Mets’ weekend success “deep in the heart of Texas” against the Rangers.

“If we can remember the Alamo, we can certainly remember Arlington!”

What else did he say? You’ll just have to listen…

LISTEN: Somers’ Monologue: Hide The Women And Children, Here Come The Mets

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