Guess he is going up the river without an oak paddle.

He was just branching out and learning the robbery trade.

Why would someone use part of a tree to commit a crime? I’m stumped.

He wasn’t poplar enough in school.

Does this genius work for ACORN?

The guy sounds like a quite the sappling!

It was first detree robbery.

I guess he was going out on a limb.

His bark was worse than his bike!

OMG!! They should stick it to him!

Ban all Hardwood trees…

Looks like a shady character to me.

If convicted, what is the appropriate punishment in this case? Have his limbs cut off!

He was asked to leaf the store.

If only there where tougher tree branch possession laws. I wanna know where he bought that tree branch and why didn’t they do a proper background check.

what kind of tree?

A severe caning sounds in order.

What an idiot, he should have been robbing a BRANCH BANK!

He was just trying to do his branch banking … getting back to his roots.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Neuter him for starters.

Leave him alone? You’ve got to be barking up the wrong tree. Stem this story and branch out to other topics and blossom out to a new day, Oak-kay?

you know times are bad when you gotta rob someone with a tree branch.

what a jack ass, beat him with the branch he rode in on

somewhere a village isn’t missing its idiot.