I hope the clerk is promoted to branch manager.

Poor misunderstood guy. Why not build him a tree house?

i’m sure the clerk was stumped

When branches are outlawed only outlaws will have branches..

AGREED!

At least America still has a well rooted sense of humor!!

NowListenUP,

VERY GOOD! Best comment so far!

Dumb idea….but not as dumb as the “executive branch” that runs this country.

Doesn’t anyone have the common decency to rob a store with a gun anymore????

The economy’s so bad criminals can’t afford guns.

Hah, make him eat the food at the 7-11, the months old hot dogs, or better yet make him split wood for the ground beef.

Make him pick a switch and give him a good, old fashioned whuppin’!

Caneing would be appropriate

Whats next? Someone threatening you with a dirty diaper?

BETCHA HIS FAMILY TREE DOES NOT BRANCH~

NOW I WILL MAKE LIKE A TREE AND LEAF-VE~

HAHA~ THESE COMMENTS ON HERE- TOO FUNNY.

Hope they run rings around him.

It’s a Bush’s fault!!!!

Someone told him to spruce up for the robbery.

He beat that clerk to a pulp, mon!

OMG the horror. We need a law to ban the possesion of tree branches!

He should be flogged with the tree branch

he looks like a methed-out christian bale.

no pun, sorry

We N\need to enforce proper branch control laws, immediately.

You pun-meisters . . . y’all are killin’ me!

The punishment should be the same as if he used a gun. Armed robbery is armed robbery. A secondary charge should be added….”Public Stupidity.”