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Somers' Monologue: Giants Fans, Have Fun Doing Nothing In Indianapolis

NEW YORK (WFAN) -- If only the Super Bowl were being held in New York.

And it will be soon enough, the Big Apple waiting its turn.

If only the Super Bowl were being held in Boston, so much to do there. So many places to go have a beer and cheer.

In Indianapolis, a good time is watching people on television having a good time in New York or Boston.

Or Miami Beach. New Orleans maybe, just to name a few places where bingo isn't the biggest game in town.

Want to go clubbing? A "club" in Indy is a card you may need to win your game of bridge.

You can die of drinking milk in Indianapolis. So be careful the cow doesn't fall on you.

Ouch!

LISTEN: Somers' Monologue: Giants Fans, Have Fun Doing Nothing In Indianapolis

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