Most adults, not including Al Dukes of course, have a family and some type of pet. A hamster, goldfish, cat or pug all seem like reasonable, safe choices.
What about a pit bull, though? Aggressive by nature, that according to our resident dog expert Eddie Scozzare.
That leads us to this bizarre story out of MLB and the Toronto Blue Jays. Newly acquired pitcher Mark Buehrle could not bring his pit bulls to his new home city, because they are banned in Ontario. T
hat means the long-time hurler was left with the choice of leaving his dogs at home or his whole family… he of course chose his FAMILY. A decision that completely baffles Craig Carton as he debates with Boomer about the safety of children and pit bulls. And Al thinks of a good idea for a movie involving the Buehrles. What about the dogs?