Lift The Maloik! Exorcist Signs On For Boomer & Carton’s Giants Tailgate
NEW YORK (WFAN) — Get to MetLife Stadium early on Monday. Trust us.
WFAN’s Boomer Esiason and Craig Carton — and producer extraordinaire Al Dukes — have been busy putting the finishing touches on their tailgate extravaganza. There will be a band, a DJ, a dunk tank, a 75-pound sacrificial pig roast, a conga line of special guests and much, much, much more.
And now a truly essential piece of the party has emerged. Chris George, the self-proclaimed “Godfather Of Psychic Mediums,” has offered his services to ensure the winless Giants will be freed of the dreaded “maloik.”
We’re gonna exorcise the demons!
“I can do it,” George said Friday on the Boomer & Carton show. “If anybody can do it, it’s me.”
George said he physically brings “the spirit” into his body. Whatever works, right? The Giants (0-6) could use a little spiritual cleansing heading into Monday’s game against the Minnesota Vikings.
“I’m psyched,” George said.
Next order of business: naming the main attraction — that giant swine on a spit.
Carton said John Porkorella might be the front-runner. We like Bacon Eswineason. No Giants names are being considered, so forget about emailing the guys with Eli Hamming.
The tailgate will be taking place at MetLife Stadium’s inner loop roadway between lots E and F. Photos and video of the event will be posted right here on BoomerAndCarton.com, WFAN.com and CBSNewYork.com.
“It’s gonna be off the charts,” Carton said Friday. “We even got an exorcism guy to release the negative spirits around the place!”
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