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Boomer & Carton: Jerry’s ‘Hump Day’ Update Extravaganza

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Craig expressed a desire to kiss Randy Levine after the Yankeespresident put free agent Robinson Cano (and his outrageous contract demands) in his/their place.  He then went on to send a memo to Jay Z regarding how to handle the Cano negotiations moving forward,  before revealing Al Dukes’ online dating secret for scoring hot gals.

Jerry Recco is happily married – therefore paid Al’s advice no mind. His focus was squarely on the matter at hand, which was his update and it stated with the painful recap of the Knicks’ 92-86 loss to the Pistons last night in Detroit, which was pretty brutal.  The Knicks offered little in the way of resistance, as the Pistons had their way them.  Things aren’t likely to get any better tonight when the 9-1 Pacers come to town.

Plus, Boomer and Craig found themselves ‘Lost in Space’ and Craig predicts a mutiny in the Knicks future and is starting to seriously prepare for a playoff-less conclusion to the 2013-14 season.  Speaking of futility, the Nets will be looking to improve upon their identical 3-7 record when then take on the Bobcats tonight in Charlotte.  Antrel Rolle took a cue from his teammate Jason Pierre-Paul and predicted bloodshed Sunday when the Cowboys and Giants clash, Robert Griffin III gets called out by Redskins teammate Santana Moss, Rangers and Islanders both lose…