14 Hilarious Reactions To Wes Welker’s Suspension On Twitter
The NFL suspended Broncos wide receiver Wes Welker for four games on Tuesday for violating the league’s performance-enhancing drug policy.
Welker allegedly took MDMA aka “Molly” at the Kentucky Derby. Welker insists he’s innocent and has suggested someone might have slipped the drug into his drink at the Triple Crown race.
Hilarity on Twitter ensued. Here are the top 14 reactions to Wes Welker’s suspension.
1. Could Tom Brady Have Been Involved?
Who spiked Welker's drink at the Kentucky Derby? http://t.co/rKQkGAndN5—
Dan Armelli (@dano708) September 03, 2014
Just heard that Tom Brady roofied Wes Welker. http://t.co/D9fKqwyu3b—
Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) September 03, 2014
3. Or Perhaps it Was Giselle?
Wes Welker thinks someone slipped him a molly at the Kentucky Derby. I know who my money is on. Look at that outfit. http://t.co/n8xfhsZX3E—
Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) September 03, 2014
4. Or is Bill Belichick a more likely candidate?
When you slip your enemy Molly at the Kentucky derby and he fails a drug test http://t.co/L5C9KdMRAp—
Cîroc Boi Tim (@timmy_mac00) September 03, 2014
5. Aw, did you have to drag John Elway into this?
FUN FACT: John Elway's mother won the 1994 Kentucky Derby http://t.co/rcN4mPYe42—
Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) September 03, 2014
6. This guy didn’t have a ‘Clue.’
Wes Welker took Molly cut with amphetamines at the Kentucky Derby. Damn, I had Julian Edelman/bath salts/Preakness in the office pool—
Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) September 02, 2014
7. Deny. Deny. Deny.
"I don't do marijuana, I don't do drugs. I don't do any drugs," says the dude wearing sunglasses passing out bills at the Kentucky Derby.—
Andy Atterbury (@Anderbury) September 03, 2014
8. Fear and Loathing?
Mike Denison (@mikd33) September 03, 2014
9. It’s a mad, mad, mad lib world.
Wes Welker was just suspended for taking Molly at the Kentucky Derby. Life is a Mad Lib.—
Ben Rosen (@Rosen) September 03, 2014
10. It’s getting hot up in here.
Robert Littal (@BlkSportsOnline) September 03, 2014
11. Requisite Ray Rice slam.
Wes Welker would have a shorter suspension if he beat up Molly. Apparently that only costs two games.—
Abb (@no1philliesfan) September 03, 2014
12. Another Madden Glitch?
Wes Welker be like I didn't take Molly http://t.co/05hCgNYymR—
Billy Platt (@BillyDaKid732) September 03, 2014
13. Rocky Mountain High?
BREAKING: New Wes Welker jersey available at Denver Broncos team shop http://t.co/xKImnLyVzm—
Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) September 03, 2014
14. That Molly’s pretty sneaky.
Z·A·P #12 (@patopea85) September 03, 2014