Somers’ Monologue: Rangers Next To Parade Down Canyon Of Heroes, Date And Time TBA
Parade No. 2! If we take a look at the Canyon of Heroes scoreboard, the Giants now trail the Yankees by seven parades! They trail the Mets by one parade. Wait, what?
Somers’ Monologue: You Can’t Spell ‘Eliminator’ Without E-L-I
That’s right, our guy Eli went out to Peyton country and Mann-ed up against the New England Patriots.
Somers’ Monologue: It’s Official Regarding The Super Bowl Lead Official!
John Parry, flip that coin and let’s get ready for some football.
Somers’ Monologue: Nets And Giants, Tri-State Pride!
There’s not much to be proud of in Florham Park. Not in MSG either. Flushing? Let’s not go there.
Somers’ Monologue: If You’re ‘All Pro,’ The Pro Bowl Isn’t For You
Especially on the defensive side of the ball.
Somers’ Monologue: Giants Fans, Have Fun Doing Nothing In Indianapolis
In Indianapolis, a good time is watching people on television having a good time in New York or Boston.
Somers’ Monologue: Poetic Justice For Jets Fans
It’s a serious decision for a Jets fan to make. And it’s one over two teams he may actually hate.
Somers’ Monologue: Football A Game Of ‘Feet,’ Not Inches
Rex Ryan will remind you that football is not a game of inches, but instead a game of feet.
Somers’ Monologue: Can’t Spell Elite (Or Eliminated) Without Eli
You were nervous. You were on the edge of your seat…
Somers’ Monologue: Giants Sure To Give 49ers Fans Taste Of Vintage Whine
Before the game, 49ers fans will gather in the parking lot to tailgate and sip their favorite wine. After the game, their favorite whine will be, “We can’t beat the Giants!”
Somers’ Monologue: Private Jet To Giants Game? Talk About Blue Blooded
They probably won’t have the time to see the other side of the cable car tracks. They probably won’t pay a visit to the Richmond District.
Somers’ Monologue: Giants Take Over Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
If you are looking for Mr. Rodgers’ neighborhood, it is over there — on the other side of the tracks.
Somers’ Monologue: NFL Divisional Weekend No Match For Fearless Forecaster
The Fearless Forecaster made a rare mid-week appearance Thursday night.
Somers’ Monologue: Jets’ Changes A Schott In The Dark
Well as we all know, New Jersey at one time had Tony Soprano. Now, New Jersey has Tony Sparano.
Somers’ Monologue: Giants, That’s How You Flip The Birds!
Who knew the best way to beat Mike Smith was the get the Falcons into 4th-and-1. Turns out 4th-and-1 was 4th-and-too long!


















