NEW YORK (WFAN) — If only the Super Bowl were being held in New York.

And it will be soon enough, the Big Apple waiting its turn.

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If only the Super Bowl were being held in Boston, so much to do there. So many places to go have a beer and cheer.

In Indianapolis, a good time is watching people on television having a good time in New York or Boston.

Or Miami Beach. New Orleans maybe, just to name a few places where bingo isn’t the biggest game in town.

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Want to go clubbing? A “club” in Indy is a card you may need to win your game of bridge.

You can die of drinking milk in Indianapolis. So be careful the cow doesn’t fall on you.

Ouch!

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