MALVERNE, N.Y. (CBSNewYork) — One Malverne couple was enjoying the mild night Thursday when they became covered by sludge as a plane taking off from Kennedy Airport flew overhead.

“A plane was coming over. Next thing you know she says ‘Oh my God it’s raining.’ I said ‘No it’s not’,” Artie Hughes told 1010 WINS’ Sonia Rincon.

“Some black liquid, black oil came off on her face, and I walked around and I looked and said ‘Oh my God.’ There was quarter-sized, nickel-sized, dime-sized drops all over my deck, my barbecue, my table,” he said.

LISTEN: 1010 WINS’ Sonia Rincon reports

Thinking something was wrong with the plane, they called police.

“It was oily in substance, blackish-greenish oil. I thought it was hydraulic fluid and then the policeman came down and said ‘No I don’t think so. Looks like something nastier than that’,” Hughes said.

The officer suspected it was most likely treated sewage, returning after making several phone calls for confirmation.

“He had spoken to somebody down at either the Port Authority or the FAA and said ‘Yeah, it looks like there was an incident,” he said. “Some lavatory excrement had leaked out.”

The couple tell Rincon they just want an explanation, and for this kind of incident to not happen again.

“I think they should investigate and find out what happened,” Hughes said. “Was a button pushed? Was the lavatory filled to capacity before it left the ground?”wondered.

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Comments (354)
  1. Smitty says:

    Welcome aboard Obama Airlines!!

  2. NowListenUp says:

    I’ve got the pooh on me!

  3. BlasterFudd357 says:

    …Gasp I’m feeling…sick to ….my Stomach..gasp…from laughing!!

  4. Atlanticgrl says:

    Heh, maybe it was God, just making a point. It is NY after all.

  5. Garibaldi says:

    That was Air Obama, deficating on the working people of the country.

  6. BMC says:

    OH CRAP!!!!!!

  7. Reis Kash says:

    I thought the aircraft might have been Air Force One with Obama on board expressing his opinion of the little people .. . but the aircraft was shipoke airlines, to use a Southernism.

  8. Mike says:

    Too bad it wasn’t dropped on an Obama rally.

  9. Brigmaster says:

    Well it is New York remember my first trip tp the state just crossed the line pulled into a rest area and was greeted by a 6 foot pile of trash no can just the pile of trash

  10. outofnwr says:

    So you could say that, after a long day, this couple was… pooped…?

  11. Fecal McStool says:

    I like to talk about stool.

  12. Lee says:

    Location, Location, Location!

  13. George Kingfish Stevens says:

    Chased a demon’s lightning
    News it hits your eye
    Up and down the sidewalk
    Take a doo-doo pie
    I love youuuuu.

    THAT (and this incident) says “Noo Yawk” to me!!

  14. slickzip says:

    It must have been an ODUMBA gift to the couple,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  15. john says:

    Rule of thumb for planes and bird flying over head. “Don’t look up.”

  16. George Kingfish Stevens says:

    That was just Morocco Bumma in AF1, sharing a little of himself with his “faithful”.

  17. Jose says:

    Sounds like Air Force One

    1. Bob G. says:

      Couldn’t be air force one. All the crap is contained in the individuals aboard.

      1. Thomas Johnson says:

        No, they rain it down on all the rest of us.

    2. Jerzey Boy says:

      Dam, I so wanted to make an AF-1 comment

      1. David Moore says:

        If it was AF-! the MSM would either not cover it or make an excuse
        the the big pooper!

    3. DeusVult says:

      LOL!…NO that only happens when “resident”(thats NOT a typo!) obama opens his mouth and spews material for “truely” shovel-READY jobs!

  18. Craigmar says:

    This reminds me of the Dave Matthews Band tour bus dumping it’s load on the upturned faces of Chicago River boat excursion passengers.

  19. George Kingfish Stevens says:

    I’m out of work. Obama is destroying the economy. My wife wants a divorce. My son dates an interior designer named Reginald who has spiked pink hair and my daughter is a camp follower with the Namibian Army.

    Lord, O Lord, (arms outstretched) what MORE can you do to me???

    What the h—–. Oh my GAWDDDDDD!!!!

  20. George Kingfish Stevens says:

    Couldn’t they wait until they got to Flushing Meadows???

  21. Tom Davidson says:

    It could have happened at Washington National (Ronald Reagan) Airport, with greater meaning.

    1. George Kingfish Stevens says:

      Do you think there will ever even be an Obama International Helipad to honor the zoomdizzy we call POTUS?

  22. Ted Rutherford says:

    This is how I feel every time Obuckwheat speaks!

  23. POSSUM says:


  24. spydee says:

    I think that would make it Air Force Number 2

    1. glenp827 says:

      hahahah now that was funny!

  25. Astra says:

    That was Air Force One flying over the US Constitution.

  26. airlineperson says:

    As others have stated there is no “dump” switch for the lavs inside the planes. Also, if the stuff wasn’t blue, it wasn’t waste. The tanks are filled with fresh “blue juice” (mostly for odor control) before departure. Waste mixes with the blue juice. Later, the waste+blue is extracted into waste truck tanks for disposal. If the valves leak inflight, the rain would be blue.
    My guess is that’s it’s grease from the flap or gear actuators, if it’s from a plane at all …

  27. Defeat Liberals says:

    Anyone know if it was Air Force 1? Sure sounds like something Obummer would do.

  28. H says:

    And thats why I’m happy elephants dont fly. Imagine the HORROR!

  29. The Morrigan's Pet says:

    Another reason to avoid buying a house near an airport.

  30. Max Maxwell says:

    Like any bird on take off it had to lighten its load. Bet the plane flew better
    after releif. Or maybe the plane was just expressing its opinion of New York
    as it left.

  31. jnsesq says:

    NOW we know who gives a flying $hit.

  32. Say What says:

    Poo Poo Pee Doo!
    Poo Poo Pee Doo!

  33. Kurt says:

    Good thing it wasn’t chili dog day at the airport!

  34. akgr says:

    This is news? The Kennedys have been crapping on the US for decades. They’re just lucky it didn’t involve a kick to the crotch!

  35. bob S. says:

    sounds like a normal afternoon on long island to me

  36. Lincoln Stern says:

    “Pilot to bombardier – we have the target in sight”

  37. RoyBoySays says:

    214 plus comments,on a story that’s full of crap………oh my!

  38. Otis Campbell says:

    Just more $hit from the airline industry.

  39. peterwoohoo says:

    When birds drop on you, it’s considered good luck!

  40. Ricky says:

    I work on the ramp, this story is bogus! Lavatory waste from aircraft can only be dumped ‘manually’ on the ground! This plane must have been flying extremely low, with it’s jet engines off for a dump like that to have occurred if at all! Great tabloid sell!

  41. Farkus Labotomy says:

    Fly the crappy skies…

    Romance? Well it most likely happened when some one said something like this; “I promise you the earth and stars and…. OH CRAP!!!…”

    Sounds like a bit of a B teen movie to me…

    Move along, nothing to be seen here…

  42. Barack Mugabe says:

    Probably Air Force One krapping all over us again.

  43. KEITH says:

    I bet the woman has had worse thing flung on the face.

    1. George Kingfish Stevens says:

      Now, now. We’re not tawkin’ ’bout ya’ mama, heah, now.

  44. Jaye says:

    There are no proverbs about storms of poop.

    1. Katie says:

      It must have hit the fan

      1. The Bobster says:

        Talk about having a crappy day….

    2. Boca says:

      HERE’S ONE:

      “As I was walking beneath the sky,
      A bird put “whitewash” in my eye.
      I didn’t scream, I didn’t cry,
      I’m only glad that cows can’t fly!”

      1. Grandpa Simpson says:

        I learned it like this:

        Birdy birdy in the sky
        drop a turdy in my eye
        I’m a big boy I won’t cry
        I’m just glad that cows don’t fly.

  45. HeadsUp says:

    So much for “the friendly skies”.

  46. Jburton says:

    It was the Obama campaign distributing leaflets…………

  47. Bugzie says:

    When I lived in Howard Beach I always told people, “When you fly into JFK, please don’t flush!”

  48. enoughAlready911 says:

    How do you clean this up? I mean if they are from NY how can you determine where the sh!t stops and the NY’er starts?

    Your pal in fly over country.

  49. C Cryan says:

    Mr Leahy says it was the sh&thawk, unleashing a sh&t tsunami, Ricky!

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