NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) – The Blizzard of 2015 was meant to be a show stopper, but we think Lonnie Quinn’s appearance Monday night on “The Late Show With David Letterman” was the real thing.

Lonnie delivered the “Top 10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Weatherman During A Blizzard.”

We’ll give you the first five, but to see the rest, watch the video.

Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From Your Weatherman During A Blizzard

10. “The rain has somehow turned into a mysterious white powder”

9. “If you have extremities you don’t want, now is a great time to freeze them off”

8. “I definitely ate too much rock salt”

7. “The snow accumulation makes it a perfect day to hide a body”

6. “Here are the current conditions for all you slobs too lazy to look out a window”

To see them all, watch the video below.