The Top 5 Sports Callers of the week is a weekly installment from CBS Local Sports that will bring you the wildest callers from across the nation.

Number 5: In this week’s episode we start with Lucky from Atlanta who called in to the Rick and Jamie show on 92.9 WZGC to discuss the Hawks-Nets first round series and ended up comparing the NBA to….salad.

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Number 4: Checking in at four is Pete from Plainview who joined Benigno and Roberts on WFAN to discuss what he calls the new “Triangle of Sucktitude” for the New York Mets. 

Number 3: The number three caller this week was Hiram from Cleveland calling in to The Bull and Fox Show on 92.3 The Fan because he believes that the Browns are going to win 10 games this season with Johnny Manziel as their starting QB. 

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Number 2: The two spot goes to Seth from Brooklyn Heights who hopped on with Boomer and Carton on WFAN in New York to tell the guys that he saw a UFO! The reaction from the guys is priceless.

Number 1: Finally, the top spot is Pete from Pittsburgh who called in to Starkey and Mueller on 93.7 The Fan because he believes that all designated hitters are fat and out of shape and that the MLB should just eliminate the position. 

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