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This was one of those segments that had a whole lot going on, as we heard about how Craig likes to eat in order to help him stay awake. For those of you scoring at home, Craig doesn’t get much sleep.

Despite his love for stuffing his face, there will be no food for Craigie while getting his legs massaged at a local nail salon, which means he is likely to fall asleep — and that isn’t a good scene for anyone.

How about a hot shave?! You were probably wondering where Craig stands on those. Well, we learned that, although his dome is hairless, he is not a fan of the hot shave, citing safety concerns.

We also heard about Mariah Carey’s mind-blowing revelation that children are in fact human beings and should be treated as such.