NEW YORK (CBSNewYork) — A Brooklyn man apparently decided that three was a crowd he didn’t want any part of.

The 54-year-old man admitted that he used a piece of furniture to beat up a man who he said was sexually assaulting his girlfriend.

But cops tell 1010 WINS, the three people knew each other and had a consensual three-way sexual encounter on Saturday.

When the 54-year-old man returned to his apartment on Sunday, he found his girlfriend getting reacquainted with the new man.

He allegedly flew into a jealous rage and beat the man with the wooden leg of a coffee table.

Charges were pending against the suspect on Monday, as the victim remained hospitalized in critical but stable condition.

The woman was treated for shock.

 

Comments (23)
  1. Brooklyn. Where the deviant come to mingle.

  2. The suspect didnt have a leg to stand on.

  3. May we see a picture of the table leg? Do we know for sure it was a table leg? Could be fake news.

  4. tngilmer says:

    New York, New York, that toddlin town. LOL

  5. I bet a finger went where it did not belong

  6. How many tripods can you count in this mental picture?

  7. Jack Fields says:

    HE HAD TO BE DISLEGGED.

  8. malewurmhole says:

    I consider myself good in the bedroom but never have I put a woman in shock.

  9. Lilith Whyte says:

    The National Coffee Table Leg Association reminds us that coffee table legs don’t kill. People do.

  10. I read somewhere Feinstein wants to ban all table legs…

  11. Peter York says:

    when I realize that practically EVERY home contains a table with four of those vicious assault legs I flag and fail and become flaccid. morally speaking.

  12. But I thought CNN said cuckolding was the new thing.

  13. Tom Nichol says:

    The banging when too far!

  14. Men were never good at multitasking.

  15. Gene German says:

    Dang, all the good comments have been taken…..

  16. When people act out Dog instincts, they become as Dogs!

  17. He doesn’t have a leg to stand on

  18. Ralph Davis says:

    That’s not the kind of wood the other two were looking for….

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