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Big Mouth Toys Cheeseburger Head Mask
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Choosing a Halloween costume is a critical decision.

There are tons of different categories to choose from. You’ve got gory costumes, inflatable costumes, serial killer costumes, funny costumes and of course everyone’s favorite, the highly inappropriate, yet extremely clever costume.

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Despite all these categories, it’s imperative that you choose carefully, because having either the best or the worst costume will seriously influence your night; the ladies aren’t going to talk to the creepy guy sitting in the corner, dressed as the psychopath from Scream.

What better way to get a conversation going with the sexy nurse at the party than with a hilarious costume, and what’s funnier than a meathead? No, we’re not talking about being that Dom Mazzetti type dude at the gym, wearing a muscle tank, drinking a protein shake and doing one 350 pound deadlift before walking away.

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We’re talking about being a Cheeseburger Head. Put some clothes on, stick your head in this burger, and boom: your costume is done and hilarious. Seriously, what better way to attract the ladies than making them laugh at your meat?

Don’t answer that.

By Stephanie Hartmann

Stephanie Hartmann writes and edits E.S.P. Eat. See. Play. lifestyle content for CBS New York.