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B&C Show Blog & Audio: Land Clemens In The Clink

Bobby Dwyer

He's a douche and deserves to do time.  That is what Craig had to say about Roger Clemens, who pleaded 'not guilty' in the U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C. on Monday to charges of making false statements, perjury and obstructing Congress.  This all stems from Clemens' alleged (wink-wink) use of performance enhancing drugs (PEDs) during his playing days, and his pathetic display in front of Congress back in February of 2008.  Boomer couldn't understand why Craig was so excited by the prospect of seeing Clemens locked-up, so Craigie filled him in…
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Plus, an update from Jerry Recco highlighted by some Mets Postgame flatulence, Rocco hitting the streets, Chuck Liddell could kick everyone's fanny, Howie Rose tells everyone what he really thinks about Oliver Perez, some BREAKING NEWS as B&C inform us that the Jets will make close to 2,000 - non-PSL - tickets available to the public later today, Chuck Liddell stops by and puts Jerry in a submission hold, the guys break into HYSTERICS while talking about slaughtering cows to make footballs, Jerry keeps the laughter train rolling with his Moment of the Day, and an 'Attention Grabber' who is sure to invoke impure thoughts…

Screening Of 20th Century Fox's "Machete" - Arrivals
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During Jerry's first update of the day we heard a cut from Mets' Manager Jerry Manuel,who spoke after his team fell to the Braves 9-2 Monday night.  SNY's Kevin Burkhardt asked the question, which Manuel didn't hear at first, probably because someone passed gas.  Speaking of those Mets, Craig went to McDonald's last week for a Vitamin Water promotion with David Wright. Rocco tagged along and brought a recording device with him.  Rocco used said recording device to get a feel for how many people made the trip to the Golden Arches to see Craigie.  Turns out the majority of people Rocco talked with were there to see Wright and didn't even know who Craig was, Jerry provided the audio proof.  Then Craig told us all about his role playing adventure with the lovely Jessica Alba...
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Los Angeles Dodgers  v San Francisco Giants
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With Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) legend Chuck Liddell scheduled to join the guys in-studio later in the show, Al was a little worried about how things were going to go.  Al's trepidation led to Craig wondering aloud if he, along with Boomer, Al, and Eddie could take Liddell if they had too…
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Los Angeles Dodgers v New York Mets
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Mets radio play-by-play man Howie Rose was very outspoken last night while broadcasting the Mets-Braves game, which was heard right here on WFAN – 660 on your A.M. dial.  When Oliver Perez entered the game, the left-hander's first appearance since August 1st, Howie didn't hold much back.   Right on cue, Perez gave up a long ball to Braves catcher Brian McCann…
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New York Giants v New York Jets
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Later today the New York Jets will announce that they will be releasing close to 2,000 non-P.S.L. tickets for sale to the public via Ticketmaster.  Boomer and Craig broke the story just before 8 o'clock, after they were both tipped off yesterday.  Needless to say, this news did not sit well with Craig…
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The guys welcomed Chick Liddell to the friendly confines of the WFAN Studios to chat about the sport he helped put on the map, Ultimate Fighting Championship.  Liddell is a former UFC light heavyweight champion and a member of the U.F.C. Hall of Fame.  He talked about his life both inside and outside of the ring, and then he displayed some of his skills by choking out Jerry (photo evidence below)…
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Bob in Astoria called up the Show to warn Craig about his high meat intake.  Craig eased Bob's mind by letting him know that he in fact has a healthy, well balanced diet.  The call led to a conversation between Boomer and Craig regarding cows and how many of them need to be slaughtered in order for leather footballs to be made.  From there HYSTERICS ensued…
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Normally Jerry likes to find something from earlier in the Show to use as his highly anticipated Moment of the Day, but when laughter breaks out like it did during the guys cow slaughtering discussion, well you make exceptions - which is exactly what Jerry did today…
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***Now we get to one the Blog's most popular features, the daily 'Attention Grabber'.  We have teamed up with the folks over at Maxim.com and this week we are focusing on the state of New Jersey.  With that said, I present to you Katie, who calls Fairlawn, NJ home…HELLOOOOOOOOOOO
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**This is a compilation of all the above audio in one nice package for your convenience...So go ahead and Enjoy!!!
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See you all bright and early when we'll do it all over again, from 6am-10am on Sports Radio 66 WFAN, in New York. Until then I bid you all a fond farewell…

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