“That’s right,they really do pay me for this stuff!” “Come get some!”

where can i get a hat that fits me?

Where’s Lips Manlis?

If anyone is looking for a QB for their flag football team, I’m available.

I’m scared, will somebody please tell the bald guy to get his hand out of my lap?

Al Dukes is the man!!!!!

You would be smiling too if you knew where this guy next to me hand is ……

Of all the bars in all the cities in the world, what were the chances that I’d sit down next to a guy named Al Hughes?

i just wet my pants!

I know we’re in a great steakhouse, but I’ll have the Garden Salad.

I could use a spray tan!

“Who needs viagra, I’m harder than chinese arithmetic”

I made Boomer and Carton stars. They would be no where with out me!

This hat came with a free bowl of soup

“How do you like me know ” Helloooooooooooooo

What do you mean they don’t play dominoes in the Mets clubhouse anymore???

Guy in background – “Someone tell this idiot to move, he’s ruining the picture!”

Hey you’re a hot box of rocks! I use to be the backup third baseman for the Phillies but now I produce for the Stern show. BA BA BOOOOOIE!!!!!

Did I hear Craig is picking up the TAB !!!!!

“I kinda liked those TSA Security pat-downs.”

wait until they smell that!

Does this hat make my forehead look fat?

Hey, do I have a piece of beef in my teeth?

“Hi, my name is Al….You know from the Boomer & Carton show?”

Hey baby, im the he brain and voice behind the “Boomer and Carton in the Morning.