B&C’s Write Your Own Caption: Al Dukes Edition

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Can you beat our caption for this Al Dukes classic? Add your own in the comments below…

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  1. Robert says:

    Why are we so happy? The two of us just smoke everything oon my shirt,,,

  2. Paul says:

    I am smiling cause the guy behind me had to wear the lipstick this time.

  3. john says:

    Mike gets the best guess…

  4. Ed says:

    “CuhCuhCuhCuh..COME ON” with that hat!!!

  5. Lafoils says:

    Sweet, the NAMBLA convention is in town.

  6. Kendric says:

    His wife had to have cgaterbon him before.. he us always talkibg about other peoples wife..

  7. Alex says:

    Craig is a. Dam idiot..

  8. Joe says:

    I won free turkey sandwiches for a year with this hat and smile!

  9. BOB says:


  10. Joe says:

    Will someone let me know when my ride is here? It looks just like a school bus but about 1/4 the size.

  11. Jason says:

    Craig just bought me a bottle of 21 year old Bushmills.

  12. Kevin McKee says:

    Hey im not wearing any underwear!!

  13. Ed says:

    Hey I know I can’t sing, but with this hat, you might not notice.
    Oh, you can?

  14. Don says:

    Hey Kate, what does Prince William have that I don’t have? I bet he’d never take you to a great Thai place in Basking Ridge!

  15. Dave says:

    That’s a HAT box of rocks right there.

  16. Andrew says:

    If that’s a REAL turkey breast dress – then I am just gaga

  17. Andrew says:

    “If that’s a real turkey breast dress on her, then I am just gaga !

  18. RichieQwest says:

    C’mon Carton—I can hold this smile for another 20 minutes–can you?

  19. Mild Bill says:

    Would you buy an All American Ford from this guy?

  20. Danny says:

    Their reaction when they heard that Charlie Sheen will be arriving shortly.

  21. Scotty says:

    Mike francesa is the best!!!!

  22. MIKE says:


  23. Warren says:

    Where is the girls at brother???

  24. Peter says:

    I am from Canada, and I hear speak bad about the people from Canada all the time.. NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  25. John says:

    Hey, my brother and I are a couple of wild and crazy guys from Czechoslovakia. Where can we meet some young american foxes?

  26. Adam Guntmacher says:

    “That’s right,they really do pay me for this stuff!” “Come get some!”

  27. ed feeney says:

    where can i get a hat that fits me?

  28. Frank J says:

    Where’s Lips Manlis?

  29. Xavier says:

    If anyone is looking for a QB for their flag football team, I’m available.

  30. Adam says:

    I’m scared, will somebody please tell the bald guy to get his hand out of my lap?

  31. Ronald says:

    Al Dukes is the man!!!!!

  32. eddie mac says:

    You would be smiling too if you knew where this guy next to me hand is ……

  33. JTMacc99 says:

    Of all the bars in all the cities in the world, what were the chances that I’d sit down next to a guy named Al Hughes?

  34. joe says:

    i just wet my pants!

  35. Xavier says:

    I know we’re in a great steakhouse, but I’ll have the Garden Salad.

  36. Mike says:

    I could use a spray tan!

  37. Ezduzit says:

    “Who needs viagra, I’m harder than chinese arithmetic”

  38. Nancy Malloy says:

    I made Boomer and Carton stars. They would be no where with out me!

  39. Frankie says:

    This hat came with a free bowl of soup

  40. Derek Mutz says:

    “How do you like me know ” Helloooooooooooooo

  41. Denis says:

    What do you mean they don’t play dominoes in the Mets clubhouse anymore???

  42. Mike Russo says:

    Guy in background – “Someone tell this idiot to move, he’s ruining the picture!”

  43. eddie g says:

    Hey you’re a hot box of rocks! I use to be the backup third baseman for the Phillies but now I produce for the Stern show. BA BA BOOOOOIE!!!!!

  44. Eddie says:

    Did I hear Craig is picking up the TAB !!!!!

  45. Matty Petrero says:

    “I kinda liked those TSA Security pat-downs.”

    1. Danny says:

      Great One!

  46. Barney says:

    wait until they smell that!

  47. Nick says:

    Does this hat make my forehead look fat?

  48. Gibby Gibson says:

    Hey, do I have a piece of beef in my teeth?

  49. Tommy says:

    “Hi, my name is Al….You know from the Boomer & Carton show?”

  50. Thomas says:

    Hey baby, im the he brain and voice behind the “Boomer and Carton in the Morning.

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