S.I. Man Accused Of Smearing Feces On Ex-Girlfriend’s Door

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. (CBSNewYork) – Talk about a crappy breakup.

Rasheen (Illuminati) Harrison, 24, is accused of smearing his feces on the door of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment and then setting the door on fire.

The woman, who is six months pregnant with Harrison’s child, was home at the time, along with her two children and two other people. None of them were hurt.

Police say Harrison’s fecal fury began in the girl’s building at 5:30 a.m. They allege he stripped naked and defecated in the elevator. He then wiped his excrement on her door and threatened to burn the whole building down, police say. They allege that he then set his clothes on fire and shouted “I’m the devil!”

Police and firefighters reportedly found Harrison naked in the hallway with some evidence still on his hands. Harrison reportedly told them he did it after the girl stole his cell phone.

Harrison’s defecating display didn’t end there: he apparently repeated his painting technique along the walls of his cell at the 120th Precinct.

Harrison faces a number of charges including arson, criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and more.

If guilty, what would the appropriate punishment be in this case? Can you imagine a relationship getting to the point where this occurs? Sound off in comments.

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  1. bday55 says:

    I think everyone is missing the obvious point here: This is Staten Island are you really surprised?

  2. Sht hits the Fan says:

    Was the FAN on HIGH?!

  3. Special Perfume says:

    No amount of perfume is going to get rid of the odor.

  4. sc341 says:

    You’re supposed to put the sh** in a paper bag before you light it.

    I don’t even believe this story, I think it’s b.s. that C.B.S. puts on their website in order to get people to click on their site.

  5. poo poo platter says:

    sometime pooping is a showing of affection…
    i heard derek jeter pooped on the guy that caught his 3000th hit on saturday night

  6. bgeltman says:

    some times love is an earthquake, other times it is a mudslide.

  7. Freebyrdjason says:

    Yeah, he definately needs to be evaluated for mental illness. It sounds like all kinds of win though…. Pregnant by crazy b/f, two kids from some one previous, living in an apt with others…. That’s awesome!

  8. frederick anil beenersnay lll says:

    Anyone with half a brain would know, you have easy access to plastic gloves. Use some one else’s poopy pie. JEsus H Crimany.!

  9. John says:

    Fecal Fury? haha

  10. Roy says:

    poo poo has no dna,how do they know it was his?

    1. Michael J says:

      poo-poo- prints?

    2. Chris hafner says:

      It does you are shedding dead cells through stool all the time

  11. Bushelfoote says:

    Sounds like he’s crazier than a schitt-house rat!!! How did that nice lady end up bedding this goofy,off-the-wall and obviously schizophrenic Nutcase is beyond ME…..I guess there’s someone out there for everyone,huh?

  12. mr Brown says:

    A LITLE DO DO NEVER HURT ANYONE, ACTUALLY DO DO HELPS OUR GARDENS GROW!

  13. Doreen says:

    What I want to know: WHO HANDCUFFED THE GUY?

    1. mr Brown says:

      Not I said the littler red hen!

  14. Schmelma Dodoo says:

    Somebody should have told him that the s%$# hits the fan, not the door.

  15. JENQUEEN says:

    @ Moral Truth

    What is your point?

    It is so easy for the male to walk away from situations involving parenthood whilst the female has to deal with the emotional, PHYSICAL and mental realities of becoming a mother on her own.

    ALL MEN NEED TO MAN UP, MATURE UP AND GAIN SOME INTELLECT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU START TO MAKE CHILDREN.

    1. BigEz says:

      Jenqueen – women do the same.

      You have labelled the problem as if only men leave women with the children and that isn’t always the case.

    2. beth shindi says:

      perhaps if women weren’t so emotionally abusive, this wouldn’t happen. Clearly JENQUEEN isn’t out to break the mold. though. JENQUEEN, did your man leave you? Let me give you a hint, if he did: start taking some responsibility for your actions, don’t blame everything on him.

    3. Monte says:

      and women need to woman up and stop dating psycho jerks.

    4. The Good Reverend Tuxton Sincere Jones says:

      Women need to stop mass producing children unless 1) they are financially and emotionally erady and 2) the father will be in both their and their future child’s life.

    5. Moral Truth2 says:

      Both are at fault. Men need to learn to use condoms, and learn how to spell and practice fidelity.
      Women need to stop “giving in” to different men and also should be practicing birth control, especially when they already have children. Having multiple children and a different birth father for each certainly does not help when trying to raise good, upstanding, moral children.
      Let’s both get our “sh.t” together!

    6. Moral Truth2 says:

      Both are at fault. Men need to learn to use condoms, and learn how to spell and practice fidelity.
      Women need to stop “giving in” to different men and also should be practicing birth control, especially when they already have children. Having multiple children and a different birth father for each certainly does not help when trying to raise good, upstanding, moral children.
      Let’s both get our “sh.t” together! Please!!!!

  16. Mr. Hanky says:

    For once the cops were able to catch a perp without relying on a…

    stool pigeon.

  17. MEG JUICE says:

    i THiNK HE SHOULD GET THE MAXiMUM PENALTiES FOR EACH CHARGE. FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO BE DONE, THE DUDE AiNT ALL THAT RiGHT iN THE HEAD AND NEEDS TO BE PERSECUTED, MENTALLY EVALUATED AND F#CKED UP BY THAT GiRL WEN SHE GiVES BiRTH.

    1. James says:

      Well as long as you wrote in all caps, you must be right.

      1. Monte says:

        and the fun part is that she didn’t use all caps xD

    2. bs says:

      ah yes, it’s nice to see that the mysandrists are out today…

    3. Full of Sh.t says:

      Hey Meg Juice- Should he be Persecuted, or Prosecuted. Big difference.

  18. justpassingthru says:

    I wonder how many times the phrase “no sh_t, Sherlock” was used during that investigation…

  19. Aida Peter says:

    If poop is so flammable, how come the mayor has not spontaneously combusted yet?

    1. Edgar says:

      OMG…..LOLOLOLOL

  20. brown bagger says:

    I used to do that on Holloween when I was a kid!!

    1. Neal says:

      What, poop in an elevator or smear your poop on your girlfriend’s door?

  21. fred says:

    guys like this should be beating and have feces smeared on them than tazerd down.

  22. Resty says:

    Hmmn…’
    Wonders shall never end, but surely this guy needs mental help.

  23. dottie says:

    SH–T DID NOT HIT THE FAN THIS TIME, IT HIT THE FLOOR!!!LOLLOL…how disgusting…didn’t the Marquis deSade do the samething? LOL

  24. Frank York says:

    Shock therapy and a ice pick lobotomy might help.

  25. Officer Krupke says:

    Caught brown-handed!

  26. C.J says:

    I never knew that sh1t was flammable. I wonder if terrorists knew that.

  27. Isaac says:

    Mental help definitely but, Needs to be neutered for a start so that gene pool is drained and cannot flourish.

  28. Moral Truth says:

    How old is his girlfriend and who is the father of the other two children?

    Some of these girls have three children from three different fathers and thats the moral truth.

    1. Michael H. says:

      None of which has any bearing on the story…

      1. Julie S. says:

        @ Michael H. …I agree with you 100%

  29. Rory Calhoun says:

    SOUNDS LIKE HE HAD A SH-TTY NIGHT

  30. Bernie Sanders says:

    he needs mental help !

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