Craig was very excited this morning when talking about the prospect of buying an island with Boomer.
This was of course news to Boomer.
I know what you’re probably thinking: “Buying an island??? Wow!!! That sounds pretty nice.” Well, read on.
Boomer did entertain the idea for a brief moment. I mean, who wouldn’t want their own island? Or co-ownership of an island — even if it is with Craig.
Turns out the oasis is on the Long Island Sound, made up primarily of rock that is covered with broken glass, floods during high-tide, is inhabited by Great Blue Heron — and is named Rat Island.
Not exactly the kind of island Boomer, or anyone else for that matter, had in mind. That didn’t stop Craig from getting Orzario the real estate agent on the line to try and hammer out a deal…