NEW YORK (WFAN) – Well, on Saturday and Sunday, Terry Collins was more like Tom Collins.

On the rocks.

You’ve heard this before, and it’s true: the “chickens” rule the roost. The last laugh from Little Jerry Seinfeld goes to the Yankees — and the yolk’s on the Mets.

Sunday night, R.A. Dickey showed more as a base runner and hitter than somebody who has baffled baseball for three months.

But if you’re a Mets fan, you might be more upset at Dickey for apologizing to A-Rod for that high-and-tight wayward knuckler.

So bragging rights go to the Bronx. There’s always next year…

LISTEN: Somers’ Monologue: Against Mets, ‘Chickens’ Rule The Roost