NEW YORK (WFAN) – Free-agent frenzy? How about insanity.

Baseball and football are in the same breath, in the same sentence, this week. Carlos Beltran is gone, the Mets are winning. Santonio Holmes topless, drinking champagne. Plaxico Burress meeting with the Giants. The New England Patriots wheeling and dealing. The Jets waiting for Nnamdi Asomugha.

Ack! Good thing the Yankees had the day off, we can’t keep up!

What else did he have to say? You’ll just have to listen…

Somers’ Monologue: Beltran To Burress Without Taking A Breath

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