NEW YORK (WFAN) — The Yankees will gladly give CC Sabathia another year and millions and millions more dollars.

CC will give them, if not a 20-win season, oh… maybe another 50 or 100 pounds in return.

You see, Sabathia has two favorite captains — and Derek Jeter is No. 2 to Captain Crunch in CC’s program.

In other news, the Mets have decided to spend money nobody even knew they had!

The walls come in (that’s gotta cost a pretty penny) and who knows what’ll happen at shortstop?!

LISTEN: Somers’ Monologue: CC Has 2 Favorite Captains, And Jeter Isn’t No. 1