Some photos have surfaced of a scantily clad Eli Manning vacationing with his family in Miami (due to copyrights, we’re not allowed to post the photos, so instead enjoy the photo of Eli at Disney).

After seeing them, Craig declared that every American man should feel good about themselves this morning, making light of the two-time Super Bowl MVP’s mushy body, as described by Al Dukes.

Al didn’t stop there though, he went on to take a shot at Eli’s nipples, saying that they don’t hold a candle to the nipples on Alex Rodriguez’s manly chest.

I’m not gonna lie, from there things got weird…

LISTEN: Eli Manning’s Nipples Exposed (04/03)

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