Alex Rodriguez is really sorry, you guys.

You can feel it in his smooth cursive.

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Unfortunately (for him), Twitter exists. Here are the 13 best reactions to A-Rod’s handwritten apology for “the mistakes that led to my suspension.”

1. In His Own Words

2. I Hate Cursive And I Hate All Of You!

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(It’s from Billy Madison, you guys…)

3. …

4. Captain Alex

5. Sweet, Sweet Conspiracy

6. First Rough Draft

7. Second Rough Draft

8. Because, Science

9. Trade The Bum To Shelbyville

10. Respectfully, Everyone

11. While We’re At It, Godzilla Edition

12. While We’re At It, A-Rod Edition

13. Enhanced Penmanship

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