Coutinho: Mets’ Christmas Wish List

By Rich Coutinho
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With Christmas right around the corner, here’s a list of gift ideas I sent to Santa for the Mets and their fans:

Johan Santana: A healthy left shoulder and a way to insert his heart and determination into every single Mets player.

Daniel Murphy: Please give the man without a position a place to play because his bat is too potent to leave on the bench.

David Wright: A healthy bat behind him in the lineup. One that can protect Wright so he can take advantage of the new dimensions at Citi Field.

Ike Davis: Above all, a healthy season which should transform him into Wright’s gift (see above).

Ruben Tejada: Give him some upper body strength to pair with that killer glove and very high on-field IQ.

Jason Bay: At some point, a standing ovation from Mets fans–hard to find a better person in baseball. Although results have been poor, his effort is always there.

Lucas Duda: Just a slightly better glove in right–I think he has all the tools at the plate.

Jonathon Niese: Strength to finish the season like a champion race horse and not break down in August.

Sandy Alderson: $20 million more to spend on payroll.

Terry Collins: More consistency from his players. As a manager he is solid with a capital ‘S’.

RA Dickey: That his hunger and humility could rub off on all of us.

Matt Harvey and Zach Wheeler: Fast Track to Citi Field.

Ivan Rodriquez: A one-year deal with the Mets.

Jose Reyes: Happiness  in Florida… but not when you play the Mets.

Fred Wilpon: Closure in the Madoff case with minimal financial damage and six minority owners.

Dan Warthen: Recognition for being a darn good pitching coach.

Gary Carter: Health and his number to be retired at Citi this year–Keith and Darryl too!

SNY Broadcast Crew: An Emmy for each of every one of them–Cohen, Burkhardt, Darling and Hernandez are as good as it gets.

To Met Fans: You deserve a better team and a better season. But in the interim, from the bottom of my heart–a healthy and happy holiday season.

Mets fans: Can you add to Rich’s list? Let ‘er rip in the comments below…

  • Scotty G

    My wish it for the Wilpons to sell the team !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You ruined the brand and the fans are sick of you owning the team.

    It’s embarrasing to be a MET fan because you own the team !!!!!!!!!!!!

    PLEASE SELL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ace11

    Sorry Rich:

    see you have been drinking to much egg nog

    70-75 wins in 2012

  • Paul R

    Mike B nailed it. That was the first thing I thought of when i started reading this column. Everything else is nonsensical and pointless. This team will never get better as long as the Wilpons are the owners

  • Mike B

    For the WILPON’S to sell the team.

  • Glenn DeMilt

    Hope that the Wilpons will come to the conclusion, apparent to all of us, that they aren’t the right people to own a major league franchise in New York.

    • Larry

      I couldn’t agree with you more, Glenn. Perhaps, each fan slould give $100 to buy the team. The Mets could become like Green Bay Packers, community-owned.

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