Somers’ Monologue: Linsanity! As Seen In China And Taiwan — But Not Manhattan!
NEW YORK (WFAN) — Linsanity!
As seen in China and Taiwan — but not Manhattan!
You’ve heard of the movie, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.”
Jeremy Lin is the “Couching Crimson” — hidden on Landry Fields’ sofa — now looking for a place to live, an abode fitting of the Knicks fan’s favorite sensation.
Maybe he’ll head over to New Jersey and take a look at Linden.
Or Lindenhurst in New York, perhaps.
He could live in Brooklyn, but the borough would have to change its spelling.
Unless you have Time Warner.