NEW YORK (WFAN) — Linsanity!

As seen in China and Taiwan — but not Manhattan!

(Sorry, Time Warner subscribers.)

You’ve heard of the movie, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.”

Jeremy Lin is the “Couching Crimson” — hidden on Landry Fields’ sofa — now looking for a place to live, an abode fitting of the Knicks fan’s favorite sensation.

Maybe he’ll head over to New Jersey and take a look at Linden.

Or Lindenhurst in New York, perhaps.

He could live in Brooklyn, but the borough would have to change its spelling.

Stay tuned.

Unless you have Time Warner.

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